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  ASSHOLE CRM - REDEMPTION REQUEST
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  Your IP: 216.73.216.167

  To request removal from the ASSHOLE CRM, POST with:

  Required fields:
  - email      business email (free providers auto-rejected)
  - reason     why you want delisting
  - postmortem what happened, what you fixed, prevention plan
  - proof      evidence the issue is fixed (logs, config, etc.)
  - company    organization name

  Optional fields:
  - ip         if redeeming a different IP than yours
  - website    organization website
  - role       your role/title
  - abuse_email  abuse@ or security@ contact

  Example:

    curl -X POST \
      -d 'email=security@acme.com' \
      -d 'reason=Compromised server was scanning your infra' \
      -d 'postmortem=Root cause: exposed Docker socket.
      Remediation: removed public binding, rotated creds,
      patched to latest. Monitoring via fail2ban now.' \
      -d 'proof=fail2ban logs show no outbound scans in 72h.
      Docker socket now bound to 127.0.0.1 only.' \
      -d 'company=Acme Corp' \
      https://status.unsandbox.com/assholes/redeem

  Requirements:
  - Business email required (gmail, yahoo, etc. rejected)
  - Must include reason, postmortem, proof, and company
  - Requests are reviewed (automated + manual)
  - Repeated redemptions have escalating cooldown periods
  - We show empathy for recurring compromises (WordPress, etc.)

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